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Post by Tuhla Gamagee Baggins on Apr 27, 2007 9:08:47 GMT -5
Hobbits aren't cowards...
They're just too lazy to be brave.
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Post by Drenlo Huckleberry on Apr 27, 2007 9:13:47 GMT -5
"Borrowed" pipeweed always tastes better than buying your own!
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Post by Tuhla Gamagee Baggins on Apr 27, 2007 9:17:55 GMT -5
There are no bad cooks. Only bad results.
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on May 3, 2007 7:43:43 GMT -5
"A pitcher may be worth a thousand words, but it aint worth one ham sammich, ayup"
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Post by Tuhla Gamagee Baggins on May 5, 2007 9:52:21 GMT -5
It ain't easy bein' a Baggins.
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on May 14, 2007 12:03:17 GMT -5
Me Gaffer always says, "Kin is like kin, until ya give it a try ya don't know where ya fit in"
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Jun 5, 2007 10:58:04 GMT -5
Me Gaffer always says, "a friend in need...is a friend....who you should immediately hide your pipeweed, food, beer, and daughter from."
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Jun 12, 2007 11:51:49 GMT -5
me gaffer says, "The good thing about livin' in a bog is nobody can smell yer farts, ayup"
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Post by Delaney on Jun 12, 2007 13:11:53 GMT -5
me gaffer says, "The good thing about livin' in a bog is nobody can smell yer farts, ayup" And how much ale had he consumed before making this immortal utterance? Just curious ... On a related note, maybe Frogmorton is not the best place for the meeting. Too many noxious fumes there.
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Jun 21, 2007 7:59:23 GMT -5
"To get rid of all the bad apples, you have to shake the tree."
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Jul 9, 2007 12:56:51 GMT -5
"An egg fried on the sidewalk is a wasted egg, ayup"
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Post by yunkor on Jul 9, 2007 14:15:26 GMT -5
"A pitcher may be worth a thousand words, but it aint worth one ham sammich, ayup" ' You forgot "Unless it's a pitcher of beer."
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Post by Tuhla Gamagee Baggins on Jul 14, 2007 12:38:23 GMT -5
Ladies is like pies, it's the insides that needs ta be sweet! ((that one is kinda.... dirty... lololol)) ((and I forgot what I wanted to post.. so I'll do it when I remember))
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Post by melodar on Jul 16, 2007 5:34:41 GMT -5
It's hard to pull with the weight of gold,
other times I've heard me Gaffer
say:" it's just as hard with the weight of Copper"
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Zib
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Post by Zib on Jul 25, 2007 6:30:37 GMT -5
Home is where the pipeweed is.
Another that we Bucklanders strongly believe in... Never dance on the floor when there's a table nearby.
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Aug 3, 2007 11:00:52 GMT -5
"When a Captain comes a runnin, you know that you are done in, ayup"
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Post by OnyxBlade on Aug 4, 2007 6:05:23 GMT -5
Never put all your pipe-weed in one pouch, cuz if you can you ain't got enough.
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Aug 22, 2007 14:20:31 GMT -5
A Union is like an onion, except it has a U.
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Post by floggin on Aug 22, 2007 15:01:23 GMT -5
My Ma always says, better to have dirty feet, then smelly socks..
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Oct 18, 2007 5:57:56 GMT -5
A crossbow is like ale, only as good as the last round.
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Post by OnyxBlade on Oct 26, 2007 12:28:07 GMT -5
A turtle next to Onyx is turtle soup in the making.
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Post by krucify on Nov 26, 2007 22:28:48 GMT -5
Ye got a good understandin' but it's a long-a-way from yer head!
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Jan 29, 2008 11:50:17 GMT -5
Too Much time for Thinkin' makes Too Little time for Drinkin'
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Post by OnyxBlade on Jan 29, 2008 17:22:20 GMT -5
A turtle next to Onyx is turtle soup in the making. <nodding in approval> Aye... That there be a hobbit with ahead much bigger than his weeness wood a led ya ta think he had
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