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Post by Drenlo Huckleberry on Apr 4, 2007 11:49:52 GMT -5
Unable to look up he could only see the tireless hooves of the horse as they beat upon the dirt path.
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Apr 4, 2007 12:08:59 GMT -5
...so he slipped back into unconsciousness, and when he awoke again...
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Post by Drenlo Huckleberry on Apr 4, 2007 12:14:02 GMT -5
He was in a pink dress being oogled at by Pirates on a ship far out at sea.
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Apr 4, 2007 12:26:05 GMT -5
...shaking his head, he said...
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Post by Drenlo Huckleberry on Apr 4, 2007 13:07:44 GMT -5
"Which one o' ye beardless sons o' a tool thief put this on me and where 'n the hell am I?"
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Post by Narika Azrubel on Apr 4, 2007 13:15:15 GMT -5
One of the pirates, a tall human, approached him...
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Post by Schnorri on Apr 4, 2007 14:30:15 GMT -5
...saying, "My, ain't you a little pink millstone?"
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Post by Drenlo Huckleberry on Apr 4, 2007 14:37:22 GMT -5
The Dwarf flew into a rage breaking his bindings and charged at the man when suddenly..
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Apr 4, 2007 15:26:58 GMT -5
A boom swung around, knocking him overboard...
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Post by Drenlo Huckleberry on Apr 4, 2007 15:56:10 GMT -5
The Dwarf like most had never learned to swim as he began to sink into the dark depths below his life flashed before his eyes and...
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Post by Gammer on Apr 5, 2007 8:03:16 GMT -5
a group of passing dolphins were attracted by his pink dress. One stuck his nose under the bellowing pink dress and
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Apr 5, 2007 8:11:49 GMT -5
pushed him all the way to a white sanded beach...
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Post by Gammer on Apr 5, 2007 8:13:50 GMT -5
where to his utter delight a storm had washed ashore a key of ale. Now, without his axe, how was he going to get it open?
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Post by Schnorri on Apr 5, 2007 8:48:51 GMT -5
Wherein, he noticed a hobbit hiding behind a nearby bush, stalking a pair of rabbits.
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Apr 5, 2007 9:09:24 GMT -5
Surprised by seeing such a sight as a dwarf in the tatters of a pink dress, the Hobbit exclaimed,
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Post by Drenlo Huckleberry on Apr 5, 2007 9:13:13 GMT -5
Hello ma'am you sure look to be in sorry shape, where did you come from?
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Post by Gammer on Apr 5, 2007 15:16:25 GMT -5
You wouldn't believe me if I told you! Wait a minute! Ma'am! Why if I had an axe I'd show you Ma'am! Oh, woe is me! If I had an axe I would
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Post by Drenlo Huckleberry on Apr 6, 2007 8:43:46 GMT -5
Sorry Master Dwarf with the pink dress and no beard I just sort of assumed...
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Apr 6, 2007 9:02:02 GMT -5
The dwarf harumphed and said...
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Post by Drenlo Huckleberry on Apr 6, 2007 9:04:49 GMT -5
OVER HERE! HEY OVER HERE! As he spotted a ship on the horizon he stripped off his pink gown and waved it around in the air like a flag.
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Apr 6, 2007 9:14:27 GMT -5
...causing the Hobbits face to turn beet red...
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Post by Drenlo Huckleberry on Apr 6, 2007 9:33:35 GMT -5
The Dwarf not in the least bit modest just happy at the prospect of going home as the ship notices them and starts sailing towards the island.
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Apr 9, 2007 8:23:25 GMT -5
...causing the hobbit to say...
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Post by Drenlo Huckleberry on Apr 9, 2007 10:19:20 GMT -5
absolutely nothing as he was busy stuffing his face full of food so that he wouldn't have to share.
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Post by melodar on Apr 21, 2007 13:18:02 GMT -5
As the ship drew near, the dwarf soon realized..
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