Glorp
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Post by Glorp on Apr 30, 2007 16:11:06 GMT -5
Let it be known, across the lands, that the Royal Knave, two legged cave dweller, son of a goblin,brother to a female wildtusk and overall sorry excuse for a member of the Noble Dwarven Race Hrafnr is hereby called to task by myself, Glorp. While hailing from the Lonely Mountains may explain his smell, looks and combat ability there is no excuse for his outright orneryness. I have it on good authority that he suggested the last gathering at the Frog Inn, knowing full well that he would not have to defend his harsh words fisically. He would not accept the obviusness that All the girls found me MUCH more attractive than hmself. He did supply me with ale, and meself to him, but that is ingraned in our soles. Hencetooforthwith, shall our paths meet where he canna hide from combat we shall come to blows, methinks for the 347th time, anna anyone with him had better stand back !! You have been Warned !
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Post by hrafnr on Apr 30, 2007 18:23:36 GMT -5
Whats this!? I've been trying to keep this whelp in his place! But at least a whelp has his mother's teet to suck on! This is it! I challenge Glorp to a formal duel of unarmed combat! That shall prove who the best dwarf is! I declare the time at tomorrow at about the drop of the sun at 7:00 pm! Now you, Glorp choose the place, if your short bearded self can arrive, so shall I!?
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Glorp
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Post by Glorp on May 1, 2007 14:15:25 GMT -5
ha ha ha. Youse need a longer dress t'cover up that yeller streak paintit on yer back. Youse think I is dumb nuff to tell you where I twould be at 7pm, so you 'n yer clan of vinnegarrons could waylay me? Donchya worry, we will meet, an we will prolly meet agin, when where atcetera I dunno,but it sure wont be when youse kin set up a ambush wit the lonely dwarfs to back y'up. "keep yer pokkits free from coin when visitin the Shire" (excerpt from Glorps Advice to Prosprous Life)
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Post by Tuhla Gamagee Baggins on May 2, 2007 9:46:02 GMT -5
>scratches her head, a befuddled look upon her face as she listens to Glorp< What the farthing did he say?! I can never understand a word coming out of his mouth.
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Post by Glorp on May 2, 2007 12:49:42 GMT -5
Hmmmph! I know elfses whom usit long grasses and they twists dem roun an roun, an they stiks em in der ears real deep, den pullin out a bunchof brown stuff usit to make candils wiff. Mebbe youse should try ta get somma dat to helps out?! As ever allas willin t'elp
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Post by Tuhla Gamagee Baggins on May 5, 2007 9:53:13 GMT -5
What?!?! I think you need to lay off the drink some.
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