Post by OnyxBlade on Aug 22, 2007 9:54:34 GMT -5
ugggh... my back be a killing me. Why? For hauling my old body up and down the Evendim roads killing these Tomb Robbers. Seems the Wardens over in Tinnidur have started collecting these sashes the tomb robbers have taken to wearing... don't know why exactly, but I have my suspicions.
You know those deer that are runnin around Evendim? You know they be the smartest, meanest creatures in those parts don't you? Serious! I've got the sharp pointy teeth to prove it!
I was walking along, minding my own business, waitin for me axe to start a glowing to warn me there were men about when suddenly, this oh so innocent deer jumps me. I did what any sensible Dwarf would do and whipped out me axes, turned around and started whaling on this beast from hell.
Suddenly, 2 more of these hellspawn jump me from behind! It was their plan all along! One of them jump me from behind to distract me whilst the others of their gang snuck up on me.
So, again, I did what any sensible Dwarf would do. I ran. Luckily my trainer just recently taught me 2 very useful skills. He taught me how ta sprint and he taught me how to use my inner power to increase my morale. Otherwise, I'd be writin in this journal from the hospital bed in Ost Guruth.
Speaking of Ost Guruth, I've STILL got to get myself there and talk to this reknown Champion that needs I disagreeistance.
PS: Deer hides be excellent for practicing my Tailoring Skills.
You know those deer that are runnin around Evendim? You know they be the smartest, meanest creatures in those parts don't you? Serious! I've got the sharp pointy teeth to prove it!
I was walking along, minding my own business, waitin for me axe to start a glowing to warn me there were men about when suddenly, this oh so innocent deer jumps me. I did what any sensible Dwarf would do and whipped out me axes, turned around and started whaling on this beast from hell.
Suddenly, 2 more of these hellspawn jump me from behind! It was their plan all along! One of them jump me from behind to distract me whilst the others of their gang snuck up on me.
So, again, I did what any sensible Dwarf would do. I ran. Luckily my trainer just recently taught me 2 very useful skills. He taught me how ta sprint and he taught me how to use my inner power to increase my morale. Otherwise, I'd be writin in this journal from the hospital bed in Ost Guruth.
Speaking of Ost Guruth, I've STILL got to get myself there and talk to this reknown Champion that needs I disagreeistance.
PS: Deer hides be excellent for practicing my Tailoring Skills.