Post by yunkor on Sept 17, 2007 9:07:02 GMT -5
Our fearless and intrepid adventurers Yunkor, Pepper and Melodar ventured into da city o Donnvail on some errands fer da hill people. It was a mission fit fer hobbits: go talk to humans who were spying on da evil Men. Yunkor had a hard time sneakin like a hobbit, finally he got tired o sneakin and just ran into every man he saw wit his shield!
Dey talked to one human who didn't want ta talk, den to anudder, den one guy attacked us! Bam! bam! down dey went. Stupid Men. Anyways, finally a hill woman told us dere was a huge troll dey called simply Da Beast.
Da tree adventurers took da mission. "No!" she said "go get more help, you can't do it yourselves!" Well Nobody tells Yunkor wat ta do! Not even dat crazy Zhongo. "We're gonna deliver dat Beast's head on a platter to yas!" I says. "Den you'll see da power of da dorfs!" "And Pillagers!" yelled Pepper.
We crept up to da building which housed Da Beast. Da hobbits were sneaky like hobbits are, and Yunkor just bashed da Men on da head, knocking em out. Finally we got up to da buildling and dere were two crossbowmen.
We had a little to eat to regain our strenkth, den rushed up and started beatin on da crossbowmen. Soon enough we beat dem good when more came! Dey kept tryin to shoot little Melodar but I kept distractin em wit my shield in dere faces!
However, dey brought reinforcements, as we fought da two crossbowmen 5 or 6 udder guys came up and started hittin us! So we had tas fight dem plus dese udder guys! Man dat was hard, I got so tired I felt like I had no power left, but den suddenly got me second wind.
Den after defeatin dem all more crossbowmen showed up! We fought and fought, while we was fightin we saw da original two were comin back from da hospital, it was takin us dat long!
Finally we had caused enough of a ruckus dat Da Beast himself came out wit his two henchorcs. Man deys was big! Again I bashed dem wit me shield! Pepper peppered dem wit arrows! Melodar played horrid tunes that hurt dere ears, dough I thought he was played "Ode to dorf stone" it sounded so pretty.
Dat fight lasted a long time, we all got tired and stood dere whiffing wit our weapons, missing and not able ta do much o anyting, while dey were beatin us on da head. Finally after 5 minutes I woz able ta get me therd wind. Den came da skull crackin time!
Bash went me mace onto his head, plunk went da arrows, and down fell da Beast! Hooray! Da Beast woz dead, tanks to da Rock Stars o da Pillagers who can beat any enemy: Yunk, Mel and Pep! Our names will go down in glory, if we make it out to tell da tale, fer our fight woz not over.
Dose original two crossbowmen came back and were fightin us again! Oh no we had to get out o dere. We ran backwards, while we woz runnin all dese udder Men saw us and came after us. Swipe! Swing! Plunk! ding a ling! we went, knockin dem out. But dose crossbowmen kept followin us. Finally we ran to a far corner, where we fought and fought fer what seemed like ferever, and we woz so tired we just whiffed and bounced against dem barely hurtin em, but we wore down da whole crowd of dose men and dey all fell beneat us. We took a break and had sometin to eat, den left da town to tell da Hill people da good news.
And dat is da story o da tree intrepid adventurers. You can adventure wit dem too fer a small fee dey will bring success to yer mission!
Dey talked to one human who didn't want ta talk, den to anudder, den one guy attacked us! Bam! bam! down dey went. Stupid Men. Anyways, finally a hill woman told us dere was a huge troll dey called simply Da Beast.
Da tree adventurers took da mission. "No!" she said "go get more help, you can't do it yourselves!" Well Nobody tells Yunkor wat ta do! Not even dat crazy Zhongo. "We're gonna deliver dat Beast's head on a platter to yas!" I says. "Den you'll see da power of da dorfs!" "And Pillagers!" yelled Pepper.
We crept up to da building which housed Da Beast. Da hobbits were sneaky like hobbits are, and Yunkor just bashed da Men on da head, knocking em out. Finally we got up to da buildling and dere were two crossbowmen.
We had a little to eat to regain our strenkth, den rushed up and started beatin on da crossbowmen. Soon enough we beat dem good when more came! Dey kept tryin to shoot little Melodar but I kept distractin em wit my shield in dere faces!
However, dey brought reinforcements, as we fought da two crossbowmen 5 or 6 udder guys came up and started hittin us! So we had tas fight dem plus dese udder guys! Man dat was hard, I got so tired I felt like I had no power left, but den suddenly got me second wind.
Den after defeatin dem all more crossbowmen showed up! We fought and fought, while we was fightin we saw da original two were comin back from da hospital, it was takin us dat long!
Finally we had caused enough of a ruckus dat Da Beast himself came out wit his two henchorcs. Man deys was big! Again I bashed dem wit me shield! Pepper peppered dem wit arrows! Melodar played horrid tunes that hurt dere ears, dough I thought he was played "Ode to dorf stone" it sounded so pretty.
Dat fight lasted a long time, we all got tired and stood dere whiffing wit our weapons, missing and not able ta do much o anyting, while dey were beatin us on da head. Finally after 5 minutes I woz able ta get me therd wind. Den came da skull crackin time!
Bash went me mace onto his head, plunk went da arrows, and down fell da Beast! Hooray! Da Beast woz dead, tanks to da Rock Stars o da Pillagers who can beat any enemy: Yunk, Mel and Pep! Our names will go down in glory, if we make it out to tell da tale, fer our fight woz not over.
Dose original two crossbowmen came back and were fightin us again! Oh no we had to get out o dere. We ran backwards, while we woz runnin all dese udder Men saw us and came after us. Swipe! Swing! Plunk! ding a ling! we went, knockin dem out. But dose crossbowmen kept followin us. Finally we ran to a far corner, where we fought and fought fer what seemed like ferever, and we woz so tired we just whiffed and bounced against dem barely hurtin em, but we wore down da whole crowd of dose men and dey all fell beneat us. We took a break and had sometin to eat, den left da town to tell da Hill people da good news.
And dat is da story o da tree intrepid adventurers. You can adventure wit dem too fer a small fee dey will bring success to yer mission!
