Leland Underhill's Lunch

[Twila2]

Here is a little song i wrote for my adventures in Bree.

There was a hobbit named Underhill
who lost his lunch to Men who were
Terrible, awful, no good, very bad men.

The worthies of Bree were to busy,
you see, to help so he called them
Terrible, awful, no good, very bad men.

So he looked and searched and hunted for
someone to help him get his lunch back from
Terrible, awful, no good, very bad men.

Then came a hobbit named Twila who
looked like she could use her stout club on
Terrible, awful, no good, very bad men.

So off they went, Underhill and Twila
to get his lunch back from those
Terrible, awful, no good, very bad men.

A joke, a trick, a scheme it was
to play on an honest hobbit, what
Terrible, awful, no good, very bad men.

So the hobbit named Underhill
was in league to trick Twila with those
Terrible, awful, no good, very bad men.

"I'll knock you too," Twila said, "Underhill fool
when I am done with these
Terrible, awful, no good, very bad men."

(yes it needs help but I never said i was a poet )

[Narika Azrubel]

Amberlie smiles and claps her hands.

"Well done Twila, I've always enjoyed a good poem... and one based on your own travels is even better!"

[Drenlo Huckleberry]

Now to just work out some notes to strum on the lute when telling it! *winks*

[Zhongo Fuzzyfutt]

just so ya know, I believe my horse rode down poor Mr. Underhill yesterday on my way to meet up with Ithelion, what a dolt standing in the middle of the road like that! He deserved whatever ya gave him Twila