Post by yunkor on Apr 12, 2007 8:53:55 GMT -5
The Brandybucks are just like elfs in that they are too lean
You may ask why? Not enough pie! And that's why they're so mean.
Always bossing Tooks about telling them what to do,
They think they have all the answers but they've nary a clue!
Spend all their time planting seed, growing weed in the field,
But Tooks laugh and play all the day wandering in the weald.
Bucks complain about young hobbits cause they are old farts,
Tooks sing and live their dreams cause they are young at heart.
And that is why Brandybucks seem older than they should be,
While Tooks use sensability thence use less sense than they could be
You may ask why? Not enough pie! And that's why they're so mean.
Always bossing Tooks about telling them what to do,
They think they have all the answers but they've nary a clue!
Spend all their time planting seed, growing weed in the field,
But Tooks laugh and play all the day wandering in the weald.
Bucks complain about young hobbits cause they are old farts,
Tooks sing and live their dreams cause they are young at heart.
And that is why Brandybucks seem older than they should be,
While Tooks use sensability thence use less sense than they could be
