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Post by Delaney on Sept 11, 2008 11:09:44 GMT -5
Brought to you by the same burglar who stole "TPBM" as a forum thread idea!
The rules of the game are simple.
1. You corrupt the wish of the person above you.
2. Then you wish for something.
For example:
Someone says: "I wish you had 500 gold when you start the game."
(Then the next person would say something like...)
"Granted, but the gold is only for decoration."
(Then you make your own wish for the next person to corrupt...)
So, here goes.
I wish I had the rest of the day off with pay.
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Post by Zabrak on Sept 11, 2008 12:35:19 GMT -5
Sure! But you'll be sick in bed. I wish my bad knee would be healed.
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Post by Hitorichan on Sept 11, 2008 17:31:38 GMT -5
Granted! But you're so overjoyed by the fact that you can play sports again that you rush right out and play a rousing game of football with your buds, only to throw out your shoulder on a "Hail Mary" attempt and now you get to deal with it aching every time it rains.
I wish I were heading home rather than waiting for this database build script to finish generating.
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Post by Neckrom on Sept 11, 2008 18:06:52 GMT -5
Sure but on your way home the entire database would corrupt taking out the build causing you to spend the next 2 days figuring out why it happened and working endlessly to rebuild the build. ((coming from IT this makes me feel real dirty))
I wish I did not have to go to work tonight and could just stay home and play my Toon's in LOTRO all night!
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Post by Yngvi Silverhand on Sept 11, 2008 23:12:48 GMT -5
Granted! But servers are down, and you're forced to make new toons on *shudder* Brandywine.
I wish I had an ultralight aircraft that I could use to go back and forth to work.
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Post by Zabrak on Sept 12, 2008 8:29:22 GMT -5
Granted! But on the landing both wings will clip the tops of 20 story buildings and well...not pretty. I wish these VOICES would get out of my HEAD!!!
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Post by Hitorichan on Sept 12, 2008 11:04:38 GMT -5
Granted! But now you have to share your home with specters of your voices who now instead of mocking, insulting and cajoling only you set upon all your family and guests... And that one, you know which one I'm talking about, keeps taking a half hour every time it goes into the bathroom!
I wish that when I go to Brazen Head after work today that I'll get charged a 12-year price for an 18-year glass (I'm GOING to try an 18-year scotch tonight, darnit! Er... Maybe. Depending on the price.)
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Post by Delaney on Sept 12, 2008 14:46:48 GMT -5
Granted! But now you have to share your home with specters of your voices who now instead of mocking, insulting and cajoling only you set upon all your family and guests... And that one, you know which one I'm talking about, keeps taking a half hour every time it goes into the bathroom! I wish that when I go to Brazen Head after work today that I'll get charged a 12-year price for an 18-year glass (I'm GOING to try an 18-year scotch tonight, darnit! Er... Maybe. Depending on the price.) Granted. Unfortunately, it's 18 in dog years and tastes like it actually was used to wash someone's pooch before being bottled. (Stick with Celtic Crossing.) I wish I had a maid service to clean my house.
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Post by Ascahilion on Sept 12, 2008 16:50:13 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately your Maid is part of a robbery scam and burgles the Burglar who stole TPBM.....
I wish I was as fit as I was 10 years ago.
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Post by Delaney on Sept 17, 2008 9:09:20 GMT -5
(Oh noes! Burglar kidnap! What a perfect time for hide in plain sight... ) Granted. However, in order to achieve this state, you have to spend 12 hours a day being coached by Richard Simmons. I wish I could take a two-week vacation in the mountains and watch the leaves change.
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Post by Yngvi Silverhand on Sept 18, 2008 18:03:46 GMT -5
Granted. However, it takes two weeks to get there because you're stuck driving behind little, old, "leaf-peepers".
I wish I could get tons of money for screwing up a major financial company. :/
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Sept 19, 2008 9:18:52 GMT -5
wish granted but the TON squishes you into jelly
I wish that cell phones bans while people drove actually discouraged them from doing so.
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Post by Delaney on Oct 8, 2008 13:47:14 GMT -5
Granted. Now everyone pulls over to the side of the road, causing massive slowdowns.
I wish clients were required to leave voice messages.
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Post by Dravenn on Dec 22, 2008 23:31:50 GMT -5
Granted! but while listening to your messages on the side of the road your car over heats because it has been idoling too long.
I wish i would not have gotten a variable rate on my mortgage!
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Post by Pierian Cakemore on Jan 19, 2009 12:47:42 GMT -5
Granted! Though you had to move to China because fixed rate mortgages are simply too hard to get in the United States.
I wish that I could pass the Series 7 securities exam so I don't have to take it again.
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Post by Zhongo Fuzzyfutt on Jan 20, 2009 12:30:43 GMT -5
Granted, but now you are asked to take the Series 24 and the Series 4.
I wish for peace on earth...
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Post by Pierian Cakemore on Jan 24, 2009 11:52:33 GMT -5
Granted. The world will end in 3......2........1
I wish Zhongo didn't cause the end of the world.
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Post by Zabrak on Jan 27, 2009 13:58:07 GMT -5
Granted! He's too busy with other things anyway. I wish I could come up with more interesting wishes.
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