Post by Pierian Cakemore on Nov 18, 2008 19:27:27 GMT -5
Hello everyone! I'm a lone minstrel named If hoping to join this kinship. From what I was told by my daddy Fetro this kinship is in need of another minstrel. I'm hoping to put my healing skills to good use in this group!
I've had a couple of people ask why my name is If. It is a bit of an odd name for a hobbit, let alone any other race. When I asked my mother why this is what she told me happened right before I was born.
Mom, "Honey, what would you like to name our child once it's born?"
Fetro, "Do we know what sex our lil hobbit will be?"
"No, we won't know until birth silly!"
*knock at the door*
"Well if it's a boy I would like to name him after myself Fetroson"
*door opens and there is a bounder standing in the doorway*
"What if it's a girl?"
"A girl? If..."
*a bounder walks and clubs Fetro over the head*
Mom, "What is the meaning of this!?!?"
Bounder, "Maam the burglar known as Fetro is under arrest for burglary"
*the Bounder drags Fetro off to jail*
She called me If because that's the last thing Fetro said before heading off to jail. *cries*
I've had a couple of people ask why my name is If. It is a bit of an odd name for a hobbit, let alone any other race. When I asked my mother why this is what she told me happened right before I was born.
Mom, "Honey, what would you like to name our child once it's born?"
Fetro, "Do we know what sex our lil hobbit will be?"
"No, we won't know until birth silly!"
*knock at the door*
"Well if it's a boy I would like to name him after myself Fetroson"
*door opens and there is a bounder standing in the doorway*
"What if it's a girl?"
"A girl? If..."
*a bounder walks and clubs Fetro over the head*
Mom, "What is the meaning of this!?!?"
Bounder, "Maam the burglar known as Fetro is under arrest for burglary"
*the Bounder drags Fetro off to jail*
She called me If because that's the last thing Fetro said before heading off to jail. *cries*