Post by icara on Jan 18, 2009 1:31:46 GMT -5
Well greetings to the pillagers...as a long standing member of Landroval...and a lifer to boot. I have been looking for a place to put my hobbit hole. Now I am only a little warden...but as a warden I have come many times across the pillagers. I figure that in my travels instead of preventing the pillagers of pipeweed that it is far better to join them than stop them. You see I have had one goal in life...and that is to be a Shirriff. Nothing much. Just a plain little shirriff. There are three things I enjoy in life. Pipeweed a warm bed and food...lots of food. So since they lie in that order I figured that rather than stop the pillagers from I would seek to join them. And you see it is not just me...it is me and my kin. For I have a whole family of wood be pillagers. I have my uncle Aeneas who is well a minstrel of well renown. I have Fresia my young young cousin who seeks to be a guardian but is better as a metalsmith. The most illustrious of my family though is Niteblade who constantly seeks out some foul fermentation called Mountain Dew....but I have never been able to figure that out....but he is a burglar after all. But I humbly seek application to your illustrious organization. For I have heard of you far and wide and well I think we would be a fine match. You may find me most often, but my kin as well journeying the long roads between beds...or rather tables of food. But I the humble warden do beseech that you would hear my plee and seek me out. For I would be a most amiable and amenable member.
Thanks much...and I hope to hear from you soon.
yours truly....Icara Warden, Honorary Shirriff and long resident of the Shire.
Thanks much...and I hope to hear from you soon.
yours truly....Icara Warden, Honorary Shirriff and long resident of the Shire.